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They set me up a blog at coralgasm.com, which means I may one day become a kind of professional blogger. Now how does one weave sexual frustration, loneliness, and sarcastic humor into a saltwater aquarium or maybe a country song. Here is an attempt.
A first entry of any blog is like shouting in an empty room, but without it one can never write a second one. I am your humble blog writer for coralgasm.com. Coralgasm is a premiere coral farm and website. See if you bought coral from your typical smuck you would be getting coral grown in the garage. People do that. Most of the coral you see on Ebay are grown in some one's garage next to that old stroller and the paint thinner. Coralgasm's coral is grown on a specially designed coral farm by people that know what they are doing. Their stuff shows it and comes without the exhaust fumes.
The oil spill hasn’t been that long ago and BP, which now and forever will mean Busted Pipe, has dumped enough oil into the ocean to make a the Gulf into a Palmolive commercial. So I got excited when my dad told me that he was helping to build a coral reef farm. I got even more excited when he wanted me to help out. In college I went to the University of Tampa and got most of marine biology degree, and a degree in unsuccessful flirting and making bad decisions during binge drinking.
“So dad do you want me to make sure all the coral is healthy using that C+ average in biology and that D- in chemistry?” I am not sure if he was laughing or crying at all the wasted money he spent. “No son, we have Carl Eby who has been in the business for years and actually got his Marine Biology degree from the University of Maryland. He ran a successful saltwater aquarium store and is like the son I never had. Dad you have two sons. Oh yeah, I forget about you guys. So dad you want me to build all the reef tanks. Son you can barely put your shoes on your feet, let alone build a sophisticated Coral reef farm. I have Rooney doing that. He is an experienced carpenter and salt water aquarist, and he is also much better looking. So dad, what do you need me to do? We needed a person simple enough to describe things in very simple language, and we figured that if it was simple enough for you to understand than certainly anyone else would. Son we needed the simpleton of simpletons and you are the first person I thought of. Wow, thanks dad, I guess.
So this blog is here to answer questions, it is here to describe coral, it is here to tell you about coralgasm.com and it is here to help and entertain you through the world of reef aquariums.
What do think of the entry. :D
A first entry of any blog is like shouting in an empty room, but without it one can never write a second one. I am your humble blog writer for coralgasm.com. Coralgasm is a premiere coral farm and website. See if you bought coral from your typical smuck you would be getting coral grown in the garage. People do that. Most of the coral you see on Ebay are grown in some one's garage next to that old stroller and the paint thinner. Coralgasm's coral is grown on a specially designed coral farm by people that know what they are doing. Their stuff shows it and comes without the exhaust fumes.
The oil spill hasn’t been that long ago and BP, which now and forever will mean Busted Pipe, has dumped enough oil into the ocean to make a the Gulf into a Palmolive commercial. So I got excited when my dad told me that he was helping to build a coral reef farm. I got even more excited when he wanted me to help out. In college I went to the University of Tampa and got most of marine biology degree, and a degree in unsuccessful flirting and making bad decisions during binge drinking.
“So dad do you want me to make sure all the coral is healthy using that C+ average in biology and that D- in chemistry?” I am not sure if he was laughing or crying at all the wasted money he spent. “No son, we have Carl Eby who has been in the business for years and actually got his Marine Biology degree from the University of Maryland. He ran a successful saltwater aquarium store and is like the son I never had. Dad you have two sons. Oh yeah, I forget about you guys. So dad you want me to build all the reef tanks. Son you can barely put your shoes on your feet, let alone build a sophisticated Coral reef farm. I have Rooney doing that. He is an experienced carpenter and salt water aquarist, and he is also much better looking. So dad, what do you need me to do? We needed a person simple enough to describe things in very simple language, and we figured that if it was simple enough for you to understand than certainly anyone else would. Son we needed the simpleton of simpletons and you are the first person I thought of. Wow, thanks dad, I guess.
So this blog is here to answer questions, it is here to describe coral, it is here to tell you about coralgasm.com and it is here to help and entertain you through the world of reef aquariums.
What do think of the entry. :D
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